User:Oliver Mundy
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English by birth, Jewish by descent, anti-dogmatic by disposition; meagre little scrub, not unlike a very rough caricature of Stephen Maturin with all the courage and most of the humanity left out; travels, like Jules Verne, only in imagination; has been known to write verses in Latin (once when asleep); amateur composer in unregenerate 19th-century idioms; fair match for Nathaniel Martin in playing the viola; obsessed with cats, pocket-watches and the hoarding of useless information.